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The Claw Candy Crane from Walmart, Take Candy From Children Legitamately.

Friday, February 19th, 2010 | Products | 1 Comment

It's like taking candy from a baby, except in a totally legit kinda way.

It’s not a throwback to a Jim Carey movie where he just can’t stop lying, it’s a legit piece of equipment that can be purchased from your local Wallyworld that provides hours of enjoyment. It provides hours of enjoyment because you could literally spend 3 hours just looking at the box and contemplating how awesome the design is.

They literally used Copperplate Gothic Bold and chromified it…awesome.

They took a swooshing red symbol and put jagged lines at the end of it just like the claw you use in the game…awesome.

And to top all of it off they have a pretty kick ass gradient to boot… home run.

So thanks China, thanks for your hard work in creating a masterpiece toy that will be passed down in our family from generation to generation. One day when I’m just a glass jar with a head inside, I will observe my children’s children plunking in fake money and capturing candy with a metal claw.  So here’s to you future grandchildren use this toy to learn how to claw your way to the top, and don’t forget the true unbelieveable power of Copperplate Gothic Bold to help you accomplish your dreams. Getting a little teary eyed just thinking about it.

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