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Canadian Hockey Team Won Gold Because of Copperplate!!!

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 | Education, Products | 1 Comment

The only reason why the Canadian Hockey team won the gold medal in the Olympics is because they used Copperplate Gothic Bold on their jerseys. We cannot think of any other reason than that as to why Canada won. This is perhaps the greatest example of recent times as to the dominance and the edge that Copperplate Gothic Bold gives to those who use it.

America should be ashamed for not having the foresight to anticipate the need for the extra help they would need in the finals. The least they could have done was create a separate final round jersey with Copperplate, that would have been logical.

You can’t deny that Copperplate was the extra man on the ice, silently urging players that they could achieve greatness, that they could dig just a little bit deeper to come up with a win.

Lets not underestimate those polite, beaver loving, Mountie policed, maple sugar high, tree hugging, moose eating, plaid wearing folks to the north. They knew exactly what they were doing in their national teams jersey design and let this be a lesson for the upcoming 2014 Olympics in Sochi, if you want to win you got to use Copperplate Gothic Bold!

Thanks to @pheriannath for this amazing find!

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Happy Snowday America!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 | Courtesy Redesigns | No Comments

Every once in a great while we see an image, so striking, so amazing that is one step from truly being a complete masterpiece. Inspired by the ridiculous amount of snow outside that covers up any trace of Copperplate Gothic Bold (the horror!), we did a courtesy redesign of a snowy image.

One thing you’ll notice in this image is the patriotism, who doesn’t love a snowman that holds an American flag. There is a deer right next to the snowman, deer might as well be our national animal next to the bald eagle. Nothing is more American than bald eagles and deer! The Bald Eagle suprisingly enough didn’t fly in for the artists rendering so we put one in there, on top of the American flag.

So here’s to snow days, America, and Copperplate Gothic Bold. Happy snow day.

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140 Million Use the Internet, 1 Billion Love Copperplate Gothic Bold!!!

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 | Education | No Comments

Well friends, this graphic almost sums it up. More Americans now than ever use the Internet. However it’s missing the most crucial element that somehow got cut off, over 1 Billion Americans Love Copperplate Gothic Bold!

Now you may ask yourself, well CGB, your cause may be a noble one but your numbers are off there are only 300 million Americans how could 1 Billion love CGB? Well the answer lies in history, there may be 300 million Americans alive right now, but many more than that have been alive at some point. We are going off the larger number of Americans who have ever lived which is well above 1 billion by our estimates. Accounting for the few souls who are suffering for their love of Helvetica, Futura, or New Times Roman we feel safe to say that over 1 Billion Americans Love Copperplate Gothic Bold. In the mighty words of Bon Jovi “…on my big steel horse I ride, its-my-CGB-love that makes me wanted, dead or alive.”

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