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Go Ahead Pull My Teeth Out

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 | Health | 1 Comment

Was at the dentist the other day and noticed the candle on the desk of his office had Copperplate Gothic Bold on it.

This is awesome.

Not only is he a good dentist but he has amazing tastes. Reminds me of the recent advertisement that I heard that 9 out of 10 dentists prefer Copperplate Gothic Bold. So thank you Dr. Dentist and subconsciously your office shows the excellence of your work.

9 out of 10 Dentists Prefer the Taste of Copperplate Over Other Fonts

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Barbados Veterinary Services? More Like Butcher Shop, Tweetie is Not Coming Home.

Thursday, January 21st, 2010 | Food, Health | 5 Comments

I think this is where animals go to die in Barbados.

I think this is where animals go to die in Barbados.

I’m usually not negative…today might be a little different. After searching the Internets for a bit I found this peculiar website for “Veterinary Services” on the island of Barbados.

I didn’t know much about Barbados but after a little digging we found it’s not your average Caribbean island nation. Fueled mainly by the sugar industry and tourism, Barbados has a nice little thing going on. Good infrastructure, and consistently ranked in the top 75 nations of the world on the “Human Development Index” that helps grade if countries are swimming or sinking. This one is swimming, that’s a good thing, it’s an island. It’s flag has an f’ing trident on it, that’s badass! (thanks wikipedia)


However, based on this website, I’m going to say this is an inappropriate use of Copperplate (GASP!). The pictures they use are a little suspect, I would venture to say that the “Veterinary Services” is where animals go to die. The pale green doesn’t help, it creates the sense of sickness and perpetuates  unsettling feelings of the sun isn’t going to shine tomorrow. The overall layout of the site doesn’t really add to the whole feeling that little Johnny is going to get the answer he wants to the question, “Mom, Dad, Is Tweetie is going to get better after we take him to the Vet in Barbados?!?!”

Bringing your meat in a suitcase to Barbados might be smart.

Bringing your meat in a suitcase to Barbados might be smart.

I can’t say I’m too inspired from the links right below their “logo” which include resources for “bringing meat and meat products in personal luggage to Barbados”. If they would stop eating their sick and dying animals from the “Vet” they might not encourage visitors to bring their own cuts of meat and poultry into the country.

So maybe this post isn’t negative, maybe it’s a positive wrapped up in a negative.


Free advice and suggestions to the fair people of the island of Barbados:

  • Please don’t use Copperplate Gothic Bold to promote your sick animal eating program
  • Please stop eating your animals
  • Please stop encouraging visitors to bring their own meat into the country
  • Try a darker green, blue, or any color other than pale green, yellows. oranges or the like to promote your Veterinary Services
  • Use images that are larger, more focused, not that could be mistaken for cuts of beef…after the animal has passed…shady…I don’t expect this from you, only shady Chinese food restaurants

    I'll Take The "Daily Special" *wink*

    I'll Take The "Daily Special" *wink*

So cheer up Barbados, it isn’t all too bad. You’ve found a way to be greener, recycling limited resources on an island nation is important. With a few fixes you can promote the message that you are hoping to intend. You can always use Comic Sans or Kablam! for other fonts to promote your services. Remember to “Vet” new content before posting.

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Jennifer J. Fontaine DDS, Too Many Sweets, You’ll Need a Dentist!!!

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 | Health | No Comments

St. Johns Dental group offers a fillings of Copperplate Gothic Bold.

St. Johns Dental group offers a fillings of Copperplate Gothic Bold.

After you have experienced Cakes use of Copperplate Gothic Bold you need to balance it out with a little dentistry to keep the cavities away.

St. John’s Dental group is helping to “cap” off November sightings and will ensure that we have all got our “filling” off of some good Copperplate Gothic Bold.

Big plans for Christmas and December. We will feature some choice Happykwanzachrismahaunakkahspendmoneyahhh. Some original creations and many great images from around the Internets.

So thanks Jennifer J. Fontaine, D.D.S. you are helping to keep people brushing their teeth with authority and the fear of God through your use of Copperplate Gothic Bold. May you flourish and floss up the competition. You have many choices as a dentist, we’re glad your “dental pick” was copperplate gothic bold.

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Fitness Made Simple, Just Buy and Wear the Shirt!!!

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 | Health | No Comments

You can get yourself some CGB goodness and John Basedows abs with no work.

You can get yourself some CGB goodness and John Basedows abs with no work.

You know, it really would be great to have Abs like that, and now you can because the abs are painted on there! I see how this works, you get the abs by paying the money, getting the shirt and singing the song!

Any ad that uses star boxes to get the attention of the viewer is trouble…just because they are so darn effective. It not only grabs and rivets your attention but the Copperplate Gothic Bold embedded makes it even harder to turn away.

Good John and folks have made this shirt a limited edition because if they didn’t I think that Fruit of the Loom would have a run on white cotton shirts for imprinting that they have never seen in all their history as a T-shirt company.

Thanks for exalting the CGB all over your site Fitness Made Simple, John Basedow and the Abs. You have made wearing a T-Shirt “AB”solutely easy to “stomach” once again.

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Fitness Made Simple’s John Basedow Loves CGB!!!

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 | Health | No Comments

John Basedows catchy and thematic theme song is absolutely delightful. Getting buff with the Dow.

John Basedow's catchy and thematic theme song is absolutely delightful. Getting buff with the 'Dow.

Ohhhh snap!!! It’s America’s favorite fitness celebrity John Basedow! How does he stay in shape and create so many great fitness and nutrition videos? Well it starts with a healthy dollop of Copperplate Gothic Bold.

In this particular example when he wants to show that he can get you jacked up, fix your life, your problems and still have time to hang out with the fans. There is no better font out there than Copperplate Gothic Bold to achieve this. John knows it, you know it and the man in the yellow raincoat knows that FMS and Copperplate Gothic Bold go hand in hand.

We always get excited to Jam out to his commercials late at night and now we have even more of a reason to get up and Jam out to Fitness Made Simple, Made For Real People. Lyrical genius, inspirational genius and font genius. John Basedow here’s to the hopes you you getting a statue created and put into the human body hall of fame.

If you click on the picture to the left, get ready to jam out, the FMS song is loaded on his site! His eyes peer into your soul!

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Get Bigger, Badder and Stronger With CGB!!!

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 | Health | No Comments

Make your life better spiritually and healthwise through these folks and their CGB ways!

Make your life better spiritually and healthwise through these folks and their CGB ways!

I want to be a partner with these guys! They have personal development up the wazzoo!!! You can’t mess with someone who is promoting self development and self awareness with Copperplate Gothic Bold. If you’ll notice in the picture, the world has a shining light behind it, some would attribute that light to Copperplate Gothic Bold and the radiance that it puts off. We tend to agree.

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Junk Mail? These Guys Have Their Act Together!!!

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 | Health | No Comments

Perscription drugs through an email? CGB is there, sign me up.

Perscription drugs through an email? CGB is there, sign me up.

This is a sign of trouble. I opened up my mail box and this spam message was there! It was written in Copperplate Gothic Bold. This was unsettling because not only have the spammers infiltrated my email filter, they did it under the guise of Copperplate Gothic Bold. This is sacrilegious. What is this world coming to when we can’t even trust the font that is the most trusted to show us who is good and who is evil!!!

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Nothing is More Permanent Than A Tattoo!!!

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 | Health | No Comments

Get a Tatoo of CGB to make it permanent!

Get a Tatoo of CGB to make it permanent!

When you want permanent perfection you can always get a tattoo. You could get one that says “Mom” or “Do Not Resuscitate” you could get one that says “Left” and “Right” for both sides of your hands. But you better get it done in the worlds most popular font, Copperplate Gothic Bold.

This particular site not only looks good but they promote their services with CGB exclusively. I don’t have a tattoo, but if I did have one than I would definitely go get another one from these folks because they clearly get it. With the power of CGB behind you how can you go wrong!

Like Jordin Sparks says in her song Tattoo “I got drunk, went out to the parlor, they wrote star on my little finger, i don’t care what other fonts they use, I only want a Copperplate Gothic Bold Tattoo.”

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These Horses Need the Bold Love Too!!!

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 | Health | No Comments

These horses find respite in the care of Copperplate Gothic Bold.

These horses find respite in the care of Copperplate Gothic Bold.

If If Only Mr. Ed could have this kind of a place for the end of his life. We were always intrigued by his witty and remarkable views on life. We found these horses who are given new strength through the power of the Gothic Bold. Done with racing, these horses are not done with life or busy “horsin’” around but they are giving the world what it needs, a little more Bold love.

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Love is Best Expressed Through Copperplate!!!

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 | Health | No Comments

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I can’t even remember where this was taken, or what it is. One thing is for sure they believed the message was important enough to warrant the usage of copperplate gothic bold!

Rather than include the witty banter that usually accompanies these posts were going to let this one stand on it’s own. Love, copperplate and who knows where we found this.

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